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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}

{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}

{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}

{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}

{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}

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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

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