{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"fact":"A cat has the ability to rotate their ears 180 degrees,with the help of 32 muscles that they use to control them.","length":113}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
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