{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}